Uncle Ben Ghazi: Sultan of Snark - AND Singer of Songs?


What I do in my “day job” is a lot of various musical things that together make up an income, so it shouldn’t be THAT surprising that music might someday come into my “Snarky Conservative Moonlight Blogging” world. It recently has, and this is both to show you the result of that as well as to tell the story of how that happened:

On July 25, I woke up at about 3:30 am with a half of a song chorus lyric in my head. I had no idea what it meant but I thought it was pretty funny so I voice-recorded it into iRecorder on my phone and sent it to my email, as I do a lot as a way to save little bits of ideas - it went:

“So Bow Wow Said the Cow - Quack Quack Said the Yack -

Cluck Cluck Said the Duck - Like I could give a….”

Assuring myself that God can use any type of language He wants to make His point INCLUDING swear word innuendo, I got up in the morning and dumped the lyrics into my Mac’s Pages program and started massaging things and a overall concept was born in my head. From then it was pretty much like taking dictation, as I had the “light bulb turning on moment” where I realized what the song was about.

I am very grateful to have gotten to enlist the talents of my friend / musician who will be just credited as “Goom” to keep him from blackballing by the woke, and my friend Dave Waterbury who does great world event / political time saving “summary” videos on his Rumble channel to help me put this all together -

Here’s the video link, and full lyrics below that:


https://rumble.com/v1glr2x-bow-wow-says-the-cow-big-kid-nursery-rhyme-by-uncle-ben-ghazi.html


“Bow Wow Says The Cow (Big Kid Nursery Rhyme)”


Vs1) These Days everywhere I look -

not much is making sense.

I can’t tell if it’s all thought out - or they’re

really just that dense.

Girls and boys are interchanged,

economy’s run by the deranged - and

it leaves me not quite knowing what to say:

CH) So Bow Wow says the Cow - Quack Quack says the Yack

Cluck Cluck Says The Duck - Like I could Give a - “UH OH!!!” yeah, Because It’s -

Only just a stupid song where words mostly don’t belong

But I invite you to sing along - with my Big Kid Nursery Rhyme

Vs2) Some I know just don’t care -

and everybody else is just too scared

To even talk about the weird they see. (And it’s PRETTY weird!)

You don’t know just what to call them, but if you’re wrong,

You’ll be a'bawlin’, and who knows just which door they’ll use to pee? (Chorus)

Bridge:

(What I mean is:) The human race has become a waste

Of mental cases n’ moral erase

And maybe this whole thing has run it’s course.

‘Cause with welfare here and warfare there

it’s startin’ to look like we just don’t care -

I can hear God askin’ us - “Do I gotta come down there?”


Uh-oh....


Vs3) Now I just don’t know what else to say

If they’re gonna play, we’re all gonna pay

It’s all enough to make a person drink! (And I believe I will!)

You might ask - the point of this song

“Cause it’s been goin’ on so long, but

Maybe I’m just tryin’ to make us think - (Double Chorus)


WHATS ALL THEM WORD THINGYS MEAN?

So yup, I think God gave me a musical way to drive home my point on just how dangerous the Transgender Wars really are right now. Before I go through the meanings of a few choice sections here - and show you some of the images that didn’t make it into the video - I’m going to use some outside evidence to support my point that there is a REASON that I keep beating this horse - because it refuses to, but NEEDS to die:

There’s nothing like people in real life to make your point FOR you, and what better place to look for that than the famous “Liberals Of TicToc” channel? See the link below, at about 6 minutes in a parent with a functional brain explains the truth of how bad it is, but most of it is a parade of painful narcissistic people starved for attention and willing to use children to get it. This is VERY serious, it’s only funny if you don’t think this is a big enough issue to really effect you - so it’s actually not funny at all...

https://rumble.com/v1ghakb-these-are-the-people-teaching-your-kids-the-worst-libs-of-tiktok-of-the-wee.html?fbclid=IwAR3iIcg6YxSWldDQBsm1sx40JV9aDAxyluOlbHHdJ4FxMgfzdOus6rNdBWU


In the link below, Jason Bermas (filmmaker of “Loose Change”) shows that Transhumanism is tied to Transgenderism and is partnering with it to accomplish the Globalist “thinning of the herd” and a lot more. He is showing me why I always get uneasy when I see Elon Musk, even though he seems to do a lot of things that at least appear to help the Conservative cause - that goes beyond the scope of this blog, but you’ll see what I’m talking about when you hear him tell you why that’s true:

https://rumble.com/v1g80wx-jason-bermas-the-transhumanism-agenda-exposed.html?fbclid=IwAR0VEav6H5TXD4QBQz_WDHJoHcjzhiQyGkbub32H-BrGEj1V3NUrn56TZdw






Back to the points in the lyrics:

My whole concept of this song was to create a “sing along song” for conservatives that “get it” as to how bad various things are that they see, but also sort of give a voice to the frustration of not knowing exactly why they are happening. I will say that for my part, I am CONVINCED that yes, it’s “all thought out”:

These Days everywhere I look -

not much is making sense.

I can’t tell if it’s all thought out - or they’re

really just that dense

The whole “drag queen” phenomenon is one of the most Satanic calculated plots I’ve ever seen in my life. I was talking to someone about the Drag Queen events going on all over the country now, who was reacting by complaining that churches don’t “just love” everyone and are “too judgmental” in general. I replied that the point of this agenda is not about any groups sexual freedoms, but that the events were being used to literally “groom” VERY YOUNG CHILDREN into becoming hyper-sexualized down to the kindergarten level, and ultimately create a lot more non-heterosexuals in our current generation of youth. And even if someone has no moral issues with that, think of this:


Less heterosexuals, less marriages that make babies.

Less babies, less work force to pay into your Social Security and take care of you when you're old -

Think about THAT.


If you watch the LibsOfTicToc video, there is a story at around 15 minutes where a Drag Queen steals money from a woman’s purse as part of their “act”, which just shows you the moral operating system of a person who would do this - meaning, their moral issues are not just sexual. I think that this whole thing throws chaos into the whole of society, but then of course the economic factors add to people almost being at a loss for words and not “knowing what to say”, even though many things DESPERATELY need to be said:

Girls and boys are interchanged,

economy’s run by the deranged - and

it leaves me not quite knowing what to say


And so of course, the point of the chorus lyric is that so many things now are named the EXACT OPPOSITE of what they actually are. This is a “Big Kid Nursery Rhyme” because it’s quite frankly too stupid for children to believe, even though the Cabal are working VERY HARD to teach what is the equivalent of the “Newspeak” of the novel “1984” in the whole teaching of pronouns and how a person can be multiple genders etc.

As it says it’s just a “stupid song where words mostly don’t belong” , but they are trying to force us all to accept their nonsensical double talk and to even “sing along”.

SO: This song is to give conservatives something to “sing along” to unite them against this agenda -and to have fun yelling “uh-oh” a bunch of times together ;-)

So Bow Wow says the Cow - Quack Quack says the Yack

Cluck Cluck Says The Duck - Like I could Give a “UH OH!!!” yeah, Because It’s -

Only just a stupid song where words mostly don’t belong

But I invite you to sing along - with my Big Kid Nursery Rhyme


It’s still amazing to me as to how many there are that they are afraid to speak out against all of this. We are for the most part cowering just like we did with CoVid but that has to stop, and I believe when we DO that it will be a sort of “the Emperor has no clothes” effect and others will feel not alone and speak out as well:

Some I know just don’t care -

and everybody else is just too scared

To even talk about the weird they see. (And it’s PRETTY weird!)

This next part is of course about the whole ludicrous “Pronouns” thing - we are going to have a REALLY hard time explaining to future generations why we let ourselves be silenced by THAT one:

You don’t know just what to call them, but if you’re wrong,

You’ll be a’bawlin’, and who knows just which door they’ll use to pee?

And here comes a “quadruple rhyme-scheme" on the bridge (my favorite place to do something unexpected) for a triple word score in Lyricist’s Scrabble, if there was such game (and there SHOULD be).

Originally, the word "warfare" was before "welfare", but I sang it wrong so many times that I decided to change it. And then all of the sudden it occurred to me that “welfare” is the way that the Cabal have crippled a whole portion of our society in the USA just like the Deep State has used perpetual “warfare” abroad to steal what it wants and cripple the rest of the world.


I am actually constantly amazed that God hasn’t yet yelled in thunder from above, “that’s it, I don’t care what I said about the rainbow after the flood, I’ve HAD IT and you’re all toast!” - hence the “do I gotta come down there?” line with the lightening strike:

The human race has become a waste

Of mental cases n’ moral erase

And maybe this whole thing has run it’s course.

‘Cause with welfare here and warfare there

it’s startin’ to look like we just don’t care -

I can hear God askin’ us - “Do I gotta come down there?”

The third verse is traditionally the place where you say everything you hadn’t said as yet, which in this case is just exasperation trying to get some action out of people - but also telling everyone that it’s OK to let off steam together. I really wanted this song to sound like a band in a country bar (and by the way, the picture with the guy and the guitar is NOT me), not the average modern "highly polished Nashville production" you’re used to hearing - this is supposed to sound “Average Joe” to draw people in and identify with the whole thing:




Now I just don’t know what else to say

If they’re gonna play, we’re all gonna pay

It’s all enough to make a person drink! (And I believe I will!)

You might ask - the point of this song

“Cause it’s been goin’ on so long, but

Maybe I’m just tryin’ to make us think

And of course, there had to be one last bit of snark at the end - a “New Yorker” style reaction to the lunacy of pronouns, which comes just before the credits at the end :-)

SO HOW YOU CAN HELP SPREAD THIS “SONG OF SNARK”? :

Of course send this to whoever you like, but if you do in fact know my identity, resist giving any clues etc as I am being very serious as to my live music income going down by about 2/3s from the blacklisting that has happened to me from the people who DO know that I am conservative.

But more importantly, I am going to pitch this to try to get some big artists who I think have the guts and clout to get away with doing it. So if you have any connection to anyone like that please send it to them. The biggest truth is in the music business is that the most important thing is “who you know”, but fans sending a song would have a lot of impact to an artist so don’t think that you would be ignored if you did - and my contact email is at the end of the video besides of course here, but just send the video link if you send anything, they would never read through all of the verbiage, no matter how masterfully snarky ;-)

“Dig we must” ;-)

Uncle Ben Ghazi, Sultan (and Singer) of Snark & Trader in Truth

UncleBenGhazi@gmail.com

FlyOver Country

August 21. 2022


Extra Credit: What is wrong with both the above and below UBG guitar images here? Look carefully -

Value-Added Snarkiness For You ;-)






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